casanova80085

i do not worship jesus christ i only worship jeebus chirt

why can’t I figure out how to change my user

I might be the lesbian gremlin under your moms bed or I could be the hottest top model of 2021 and no one would know 

isn’t it nice when you’re literally injuring yourself and paying hundreds of dollars to do so four days a week but you still do it bc it makes your parents happy and they refuse to take me i mean you out of it

Thanks for the follow!

*carefully hides my phone on my chest in the single most uncomfortable position at 11:40 pm as my conservative dad walks by, I try not to give away the fact that I am reading smut on the one app he’s specifically told me I’m not allowed to be on while simultaneously hiding the safety pin earrings I’m wearing because he thinks it’s “unnatural”, my pop socket is propped up and I’m trying to press my phone down into my chest to hide the pop socket* 
          
          anyways how was your day

I would like to announce my bio is now crucially important as pronoun changes will be noted there

I love having a human brain and cranial cavity bc I totally didn’t just realize my bg picture is Gerald’s home~

Ahem ahem wHy HeLlO tHeRe

fml