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(•w • ) Could I order the
< \ chocolate parfait
: I'm sorry sir, we don't
serve that here.
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( ;_; ) ...
< \
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(-w - ) ehhh not understood
< \
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(°w ° ) I'm coming to your house
< \
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(●ཀ● ) I'm going to eat
< \ your children
: what...
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(°w ° ) get me a chocolate parfait
< \
: okay okay!
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(ʘwʘ) yey.
< \
*0.7 seconds later*
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(-w - )
< \ *ring ring*
: hello? sir?
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(-w - )
< \ where's my fuckin chocolate parfait at
: sorry sir I told you, we cannot prepare that for you.
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(-w - )
< \ ......
: May I interest you in something else on our menu?
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(-w - )
< \ no thanks I'm not hungry anymore
: Are You Sure?
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(╹ཀ╹ )
< \:yep,your children were very filling, I don't think I have room for anything on your menu unless it's more children
:wait what
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(-w - )
< \:yep mkay bye.
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(-w - )
☎️ < \ *click*
: . . .
: well fuck.
: ........*RECALLS HIM*
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(°w ° ) :wtf do you want....?
< \
: Well I stole your ears....
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(°w ° ) shit......
< \
: They work out for the cat stew....