caseyqty

Okay so my class recently had "the talk" but with an officer. He was pretty straight forward. At some point he talked about kids our age taking nudes and how it's child pornography, but he said it so enthusiasticly for some reason. So now, in my class if you say "Child" someone will say "Pornography!" with enthusiasm. I love my classmates, even though they're bastards. 

caseyqty

Okay so my class recently had "the talk" but with an officer. He was pretty straight forward. At some point he talked about kids our age taking nudes and how it's child pornography, but he said it so enthusiasticly for some reason. So now, in my class if you say "Child" someone will say "Pornography!" with enthusiasm. I love my classmates, even though they're bastards. 

caseyqty

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