Cassie S

Some funny or nonsense chapter titles you can use (3/3)
          
          41. A drink at the AA meeting.
          42. Everyone's loss.
          43. I can't believe my eyes (serious trust issues).
          44. Just hitching a ride.
          45. Double dog dare.
          46. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
          47. Would you like fries with that?
          48. I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip.
          49. A blackhole in the way of my Saturn return.
          50. Do the right thing. I'm the right thing.
          51. We don't have a problem, you have a problem.
          52. Everyone is brave until the roach flies.
          53. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
          54. I have your back, no homo. (Secretly very homo).
          55. And hell is just a sauna;

Some funny or nonsense chapter titles you can use (2/3)
          
          21. Sleepwalking to the gallows.
          22. Oops, I broke war.
          23. Punchlines are not supposed to involve your fists.
          24. Meant to beGONE.
          25. All my savings in twelve seconds.
          26. I swear I was just trying to bake a pie.
          27. Bad together, worse apart.
          28. Something's gotta give.
          29. The job won't do itself.
          30. Steel is heavier than feathers.
          31. A bad decision, a good laugh.
          32. I'm here because I was told there was going to be cookies.
          33. Your everyday normal (insert something unusual).
          34. Peek-a-boo, bloody you.
          35. What you got there? (It's a nuke).
          36. Yo, what the fuck?
          37. I feel like dragging your face through the asphalt to give ground beef a new meaning.
          38. Steady now.
          39. Don't blow it.
          40. Goddamnit, Susan!

Some funny or nonsense chapter titles you can use (1/3)
          
          1. I did an oopsie.
          2. Just another Tuesday.
          3. It's Friday and we have a problem.
          4. No rest for the wicked.
          5. The regular.
          6. Another day, another death.
          7. It's not funny.
          8. OK, it's a little bit funny.
          9. There's no way I'm doing it.
          10. Alcohol made me do it.
          11. The pros and cons of being a douchebag.
          12. Reinventing the wheel to run myself over.
          13. It's hard to say I do when I don't.
          (fob rules)
          15. Never say it aloud.
          16. Smooth as sandpaper.
          17. Like a puppy in the rain.
          18. Can you not try to kill yourself for a goddamn minute?
          19. I don't understand what you say because you sound stupid.
          20. This bitch empty.