Hello there! I love harp seals. I would very much like to just kiss Brendon Urie in front of his wife. I can be nice...when I feel like it. If I ever publish any stories, they would most likely be about some random depressed girl, harp seals, how hot as fuck Brendon is,etc.
The previous paragraph was my first bio on Wattpad and was written more than a year ago and honestly pretty cringey. "I want to kiss Brendon Urie in front of his wife". Too much too much.
Anyways, GAY GAY GAY WAY GERARD WAY GAY
Im gonna regret this in like two minutes.
Now if you want an actual biography, here are the basics:
I swing both ways
I use 🐑 too much
I say "too much" too much
Alternative/ other random ass shit that comes my way music.
Am I a mainstream cringey teen for watching PewDiePie? Dan and Phil?
Nope
"Sexually creepy"
I used to be hella emo last year but at the point where I wouldn't want to talk anyone and was becoming a problem.
Now I can't even identify myself as being a certain stereotype
I sexually identify as a fork
That last one was probably offensive idk?
C H I L L
Instagram: cat24515
Kik: penguinfeet123
Well this is a long ass bio.
If you ever need someone to talk to, feel free to pm me on Wattpad or any of the above. I know many of you have heard this everywhere but, if you're needing help with considerations that will cost you your very own life or just risky, please seek help. As I said, you may talk to me for I am always open to anyone. Talk to trusted friends or adults before you proceed to doing anything that may harm you.
The following phone number is available 24 hours a day and 7 days a week. You may call or text, your choice.
Suicide help line
1-800-273-8255
- JoinedMarch 31, 2016
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