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@HarambeFuckedMe You haven't seen half of it XD

LET THE CRAZY GAMES BEGIN! 
          (And may the Author be ever in your favour)

A Narwhal?! I thought they were mythological creatures that only appear in hours of need. Like if you need someone to rescue you from a shipwreck, or if you ran out of toothpicks. I guess the unicorn of the seas can also provide entertainment. Who knew? I sure did. 

@Inkweaver3944 Why do you need to know? 

@Inkweaver3944 Last I checked, I'm a male. 

@Inkweaver3944 Are you kidding, that's my type of weird. Who even wants to be normal, its so *blah*, it's so much cooler not to be cool. 
          
          One of my classmates (how do you call someone your freindly with, but don't want to give him 'friend' status) already calls me a cat because I'm lazy, If you interrupt my reading, I'll scratch and hiss at you like a cat, and I may have mentioned to him I really love cats. 

@Inkweaver3944 I JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST IDEA EVER. If we can both shape shift, I can shift into a really tiny insect, go to you ear and converse with you. And that way, it would look as if you're talking to yourself/fictional characters in your head. 

If we're shape shifters, i'm going FULL ON CAT MODE. Meow, meow meow meow. (Translation: I ADORE cats, although I never had one because my parents detest cats) 

@Inkweaver3944 First of all, why would we meet in a bar brawl? We'll more likely meet at some book convemtion or something of the sort. 

@Inkweaver3944 I read your bio, and I'm have a very sneaky suspicion. Are you my sister? Because apart from being Christiam and a 'Twenty Øne Piløts' fan, your bio looks exactly what I'd expect her to write.