Let me see if my humor is good enough,
I'll do one about the current situation that just happened a few minutes ago at school.
My friends: *carrying the heavy thing*
My non-helping ass: yOu gUyS gOt tHiS!
My friends: *drops to the floor one by one into a dying mess*
As I reread it now, I have found that my humor is
n o n e x i s t e n t.
So hopefully, you'll laugh at my desperate attempt to make friends.