Your name is JOHN or JUNE EGBERT. You use the pronouns HE/HIM, SHE/HER, THEY/THEM, and IT/ITS, with no particular preference. You are average height for a human, just around FIVE FOOT SEVEN. Your age depends on which timeline you are in. In both the CANDY and "MAIN" TIMELINES, you are 20 HUMAN YEARS OF AGE. In the MEAT timeline, you are 25 HUMAN YEARS OF AGE. You currently know your canon DAVE STRIDER (@catboystrider), JADE HARLEY (@catgirlharley), TAVROS NITRAM (@catboynitram), EQUIUS ZAHHAK (@catboyzahhak), and KARKAT VANTAS (@catboyvantas). You are OPEN FOR CONVERSATION for anyone from a different timeline. You are currently LOOKING FOR MORE CANONMATES, specifically VRISKA SERKET and ROSE LALONDE. 

If you were a troll, you would have QUADRANTS! But you are not, so you simply use these symbols to convey what you mean in troll terms. 
❤: None!
♦: Dave Strider (@catboystrider)
♠: None!
♣: None!

You enjoy doing HEROIC THINGS, SLEEPING, TALKING TO YOUR CANONMATES, and INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE ON PESTERCHUM. You dislike BETTY CROCKER, CAKE, YOUR FATHER, and people that DOWNPLAY YOUR EMOTIONS. 

You are OPEN FOR ALL TO INTERACT. You are PENNED BY CONNOR.