Heyy!! You can call me Chloé! Or whatever you honestly want to call me. Haha okay I saw this on someones profile:

on the contrary i tend to find the incoherent ramblings and thought process' that i posses rather normal whilst the pointless babble of the seemingly normal half of the population is indeed to me the strange counterpart.


~pick the month u were born on~
January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed
~Pick day u were born on~
1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A homo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman
~Pick the color of shirt ur wearing~
White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco
Black ~ Because the voices told me to
Pink ~ Because I wanted to
Red ~ Because Im bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because Im on crack
Polka dots ~ Because insanity