catmasterdog

someone please tell me how to turn wattpad to dark mode my eyeballs are seeping out of their sockets

SushiSkarn

@catmasterdog, u press the Aa button and click the mode u want
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catmasterdog

talking to a random albedo bot on c.ai and he’s explaining how he got cursed to be dongless forever by a witch that slapped him for calling her as flat as her head. Then he accused *me* of having a dong, and when I said I didn’t, he said we were the dongless duo. Truly great times.

catmasterdog

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what the fuck
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quirkyshortdumbo11

Hiii

quirkyshortdumbo11

@catmasterdog oh. Much better!
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catmasterdog

@quirkyshortdumbo11 ahh same, it’s so annoying because you have to get used to it all. I’ve heard it’s from conserving energy in the night for like WW1 and 2 but it we don’t need it anymore since there aren’t any wars TvT
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quirkyshortdumbo11

@catmasterdog I still don't understand the concept of the daylight saving pookie shticks. Damn...
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catmasterdog

Ever seen an art style that’s so good you just have to stop for a minute and examine it while squealing? Yeah, that’s TBHK art for me <33

catmasterdog

@Simpofventi for real, these artists getting a lil too good O.O
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Simpofventi

@catmasterdog honestly bro It should be illegal for someone to be so talented
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catmasterdog

@Simpofventi I just searched that up and DAMN
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catmasterdog

PLS THE NEWEST SPY X FAMILY CHAPTER IS SO CUTE AHHH I’ve been waiting for some Damian x Anya stuff to happen after all that conflict, and ohh boy am I satisfied

catmasterdog

@Simpofventi dudee exactly TvT it’s just so cute
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Simpofventi

@catmasterdog im sorry i cant i luv when damiam x nya stuff happens like i will have it stuck in my head soi cn just smile at the wholesomeness
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Simpofventi

@catmasterdog i found u now u wont be able to escape 0v0
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