haha nerd

In the Greek bat you were saying DRUGS in everyone one of the sentence I was dying of laughter lamo

Nvm I'm staying because as much as I hate hackers and capitalism, there's nothing better than occasionally questioning why I have this many followers 

Haha sike wattpad h8s me so I gotta wait until I get my computer back then it'll be deleted

Hii unfortunately I'm not on here anymore, and while I had an awesome time getting to know you all, im just not active and never have this app installed, so I've decided to try and delete this account, I'll miss the stories

Hm I haven't been on here in a while and oh boy capitalism sure has taken hold! I wish currency was never invented! 

Ok but consider the following, instead of me existing as a body with a brain, I could also exist as a intangible group of sentient energies

The inside of my skull is a bright yellow, badly smoothed, tar ceiling

Who the fuck let Russia have so many alphabet letters

To the person in my household who decided to place my dried mangoes on the back top shelf IN THE FRIDGE might I suggest you don't do that again or I will literally bash you over the head with my cold dried mangoes

My mom's boyfriend just called the smoothie blender a fucking whore because he cut his finger on it lol