catz1020

Well, that was weird without the emoticon 

 smiling poop!

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
          Pull the pin and throw it back" http://wattpad.com/story/8144807?utm_content=share_passage

"Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this?
          Me: Past tense obviously." http://wattpad.com/story/8144807?utm_content=share_passage

"A student is talking to his teacher.
          
          Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
          Teach..." http://wattpad.com/story/8144807?utm_content=share_passage