My civics teacher is such a Chaotic Neutral, we were talking about MCAS and he called them Massachusetts Child Abuse Strategies from out of nowhere. And another time we were talking and he had these random little pony dolls and their magnetic so some kids stuck them onto the air vent on the ceiling and so I made a joke, "Oh look the pony is above my seat, that means I get good luck"
"Ah, yes, we have created a centralized religion based on My Little Ponies, good"
And so I responded with, "Yeah so we have to sacrifice the student with the lowest grades to the Great Pony God"
He rubbed his chin and then said, "Girl Who Always Talks In The Middle Of A Lesson! From now on your grades are always F-!"