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You’re a lewd little one huh? 0-0

I FORGOT TO POST THIS EARLIER
          
          So I was playing paranoia with my friends (except one person was going around the circle asking the questions and he still had to say the question aloud and we still had to flip to determine whether everyone hears the answer or just the person who asked it), right? Well, it got to my turn and my friend asked when I thought I was gonna lose my virginity. The convo kinda looked like this:
          
          Gamemaster: when do you think you're gonna get laid?
          
          Me: idk
          
          Disco Ball: it depends on your religion
          
          Me: I'm Christian but I don't really care any more
          
          Disco Ball: okay
          
          Me: MY ANSWER IS 45 MILLION YEARS
          
          Gamemaster: so you're an eternal virgin, basically
          
          Me: nah, I'd probably get drunk in college at a party and something would happen
          
          Gamemaster: that's more realistic
          
          Me: I don't really think that would happen though
          
          Gamemaster: with that chest you're gonna get laid at least once
          
          *Square falls onto the ground (rip), Grapey just stares at me blankly, Magician starts shouting that you're not supposed to say that even if it is true, Magician's bf—Disco Ball—agrees with Gamemaster, Fairy just starts wheezing, and everyone laughs*
          
          I am still hella embarrassed I MEAN, WHO SAYS THAT

POLL+UpODATE
          
          1. I asked my friend why it feels nice to be hugged by people who are taller and bigger than me and then we got on to the topic of bottoms and tops and doms and  subs. So, my question for you is: AM I A BOTTOM OR A TOP? She says I'm submissive and I say I can switch—in other words, we disagree and I wanna prove her wrong.
          
          2. I finally convinced my date to go to the children's place with me! Now I get to watch him suffer because all of the stuff there is tiny >:)

School time for me! I'll be back in a while my dudes!

My 11:11 (even though it's late):
          
          I want to be brave and inspire others because of it. I want to help others see that taking risks is okay even if it's terrifying.

Friendly Note:
          
          I ran into the problem where I've been replying to too many boards again so the code Wattpad has to prevent spammers is blocking me from replying for a bit. As such, I may have to wait to reply to things for at least a day from now, and I won't reply to things on other people's boards unless they're important. This doesn't apply to comments in hooks or pm (at least, I don't think it does), so if you need me tomorrow or tonight please pm me!

MY UGLY FACE IS GONNA BE MY PFP FOR A MINUTE
          
          IT'S GONNA BE MOSTLY COVERED BUT STILL
          
          I'M BEING BRAVE; ARE YOU ALL PROUD OF ME?

I'm lonely af~
          
          PM me if any of you wanna talk but be warned I'mma act like I've already known you for years

A normal convo with my family:
          
          Parent 1: why hello there
          
          Me: hELLO THERE CHIMMY
          
          Parent 1: Hi Chimmy Jr
          
          Me: nO I AM THE CHIMMY SR
          
          Parent 2: you're the Chimmy amoeba
          
          Parent 1: YEAH, you're right!
          
          Me: nO EXCUSE YOU I AM THE CHIMMY PARAMECIUM YOU UNCULTURED YOGURT
          
          Parent 1: I am the Chimmy Coelenterate
          
          Me: *screeching* THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING
          
          Parent 1: it is, look it up
          
          Me: TAKE YOUR COELENTERATE AND STUFF IT UP YOUR TUSHIE THEN— *more screeching*
          
          Parents 1 & 2: why did we ever think having a kid was a good idea

What I'mma about to say will shock you. I AM A FEMALEEEEEE, AND I am
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ASEXUAL.
          Sadly, I don't like any gender. The reason is because I can't deal with feeling via people. Sorry to be a disappointment, MOM! You aren't gonna have any grandchildernsss.