Sophia is my wifey and we have been married for 62.5 yrs and have our loaf of dog child Tilly. Tilly is a Mexican princessa from Chicago/Bernie Sanders mini van. She found me hiding in a trash can named dan. She is secretly Satan.

Jackie is her aunt, who really isn't her aunt, but cries to us about her problems. She was discovered in a bagel store where she lives part time... She always ruins Christmas! 


i wumbo. you wumbo. he/she wumbo. the study of wumbo. WUMBOLOGY?! 

Party at my place! *whoop whoop*

I'll make you cringe. Sorry 


Life goals:
-Stalking
-Eating
-666
-Hanna Montana 
-Boxed Stake