Ok not to brag but
These girls in English and I were discussing photos taped to the ceiling. "Oh my god is that Donald trump?" One of them asked. They then started talking about burning it, eating it, ripping it up, etc. until one of them said, "Girl you don't wanna eat that sh*t it'll make you constipated."
At that point I turned around and said, "Actually, I don't think it would considering how much crap comes out of his mouth already."