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          ( • - •) ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ
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          ( • ^ •) ɪ ᴍᴜsᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ 
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          (•ᴡ •  )  *ʀɪɴɢɪɴɢ*
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          * ʏᴇs ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴛʜɪs ɪs 911 
                  ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ? 
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          (•ᴡ •  )   ʏᴇs ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs 
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          *ʏᴇs ᴜᴍᴍ ᴍɪsᴛᴇʀ
                ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ 
                   911 ɪs ғᴏʀ...
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          (-ᴡ -  )  ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʙʟᴇ 
          <   \  ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ "ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ" ᴅᴀʏ
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           ( • - •) sᴏʀʀʏ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ 
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           ( • ᴡ•)  ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ!
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