It'll legit be okay. Like we can totes get Liz & Liz from PubLIZity to help promote it. Then Bobby Bottleservice can throw a story reading party for it. Then Dr.Armond will come and give Dante plastic surgery. Then we can end the night ( it'll be morning cause Bobby will have partied so hard) going to the local diner and having Too Much Tuna :) Legit.