@chainlinked
“Lawrence’s husband, am I correct?”
@mourningdetectives ⋆ /ㅤit's always "are u lawrence's husband?" and never.... how's lawrence's husband...... yeah, that's me. the one and only. looking for him?
/ apprentice things <33
“ i’d suggest taking traps more seriously . you’re lucky kramer was even generous enough to give you a second chance at life . ”
@chainlinked “ right . you were just lucky , i don’t do this because i enjoy it . i do it because it keeps my family safe , from this shit ever happening again to them . ”
@phdchains ⋆ oh, /fuck/ you! fuck all of you guys, i'm /so/ good at it. i handled that guy last week— the freaky car battery thingy— all by myself!
@chainlinked / BITES HIM . “ kind of hard to find good quality as a man wanted for several kidnappings and murders . besides it’s not fully his fault , you’re just bad at the craft . ”
/ bathroom tings .
“ pull down your shirt , adam . you’re fine . ”
@chainlinked / i will end u :3 “ i don’t know . it appears to be some sort of decrepit bathroom in god knows where . ”
@phdchains ⋆ /ㅤhaha... saw... whatever. i'm alive and my organs are intact, cool. now where the fuck are we?
@chainlinked “ i would’ve SAW if they did something . need i remind you that i’m a doctor ? you’re overreacting . ”
“Not now…!”
/ wink.. WIIIINK.
@blqndiee ⋆ oh, c'mon! a lil danger never hurt nobody ... maybe. don't hold me to that standard.
“Why don’t you tell me anything?”
“What’s going on. Where you and dad go late at light? You both clearly don’t have a life.”
“Well, you look like shit.”
/ㅤwatching the 20th anniversary premiere 2nite!! in cosplay!! cb? ik i'm gonna have muse :sob:
“May I help you sir?”
“DAD!!”
ㅤADAM FAULKNER-STANHEIGHT.
ㅤ penned by maximus/kai. 16+.
twenty-six. he/it/they pronouns. trans ftm. bisexual doubleship – @phdchains && @exertwife. other ships may be up to discussion + plotting.