champagnelovers-

an actual conversation i had w my brother rn (also tw: sewerslide)
          	
          	me: talking about i used to have off myself thoughts back when i was younger (it's all good now don't mind me)
          	brother: why didn't you do it 
          	me: cuz i was scared and didn't know how i'd do it fr
          	brother: *with all the naivety and compassion in the world* you could've used a knife 
          	
          	and then i explained how that's a terrible thing to say to someone and he's js like 
          	
          	'i was just giving a suggestion'
          	
          	like no baby that's literally the worst thing u can say to someone T-T

champagnelovers-

@Chonce_not_chance DW ABT ITTT it's all good :)
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champagnelovers-

@Chonce_not_chance nah my brother is a bit autistic so he doesn't really understand the depth of this sort of thing and genuinely didnt know what he was saying was bad. i found it kinda funny tbh but i am trying to make him understand how so not okay it is
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Chonce_not_chance

@champagnelovers- OHHH god im sorry for judging but the situation sounded bad without the explanation 
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champagnelovers-

an actual conversation i had w my brother rn (also tw: sewerslide)
          
          me: talking about i used to have off myself thoughts back when i was younger (it's all good now don't mind me)
          brother: why didn't you do it 
          me: cuz i was scared and didn't know how i'd do it fr
          brother: *with all the naivety and compassion in the world* you could've used a knife 
          
          and then i explained how that's a terrible thing to say to someone and he's js like 
          
          'i was just giving a suggestion'
          
          like no baby that's literally the worst thing u can say to someone T-T

champagnelovers-

@Chonce_not_chance DW ABT ITTT it's all good :)
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champagnelovers-

@Chonce_not_chance nah my brother is a bit autistic so he doesn't really understand the depth of this sort of thing and genuinely didnt know what he was saying was bad. i found it kinda funny tbh but i am trying to make him understand how so not okay it is
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Chonce_not_chance

@champagnelovers- OHHH god im sorry for judging but the situation sounded bad without the explanation 
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can i just take this moment to express how much i hate (but also love) open ended endings bc like you can get creative and live in your own delusions but like at the same time i fucking despise, loathe and ABHOR not knowing things and what's happened to the characters and my mind WILL NOT shut up abt this kinda stuff....but it's also cool to see everyone's interpretations....but i also hate the fan wars.

Chonce_not_chance

@champagnelovers- nahh its a love hate relationship. tbh when i read/ watch smth most of the time i make up scenarios that i mistake for canon events so open ended endings give me the freedom to actually believe that those scenarios r canon at the same time it irritates me when i cant find a proper ending so i dont even know if i love or hate them
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CamGOAT

@champagnelovers- basically the mha fandom
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champagnelovers-

i didn't know anything abt say gex and kinda just jumped into it w/o knowing the mechanisms when i started reading larry fanfiction and deadass thought the 'hole' in question where the pp is being inserted was like. the piss slit. on the dick.

Chonce_not_chance

@champagnelovers- NOO WAY ME TOO LMAO I WAS SO CONFUSED AND MORTIFIED 
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champagnelovers-

i didn't know people actually get mad when you ship a non-canon queer ship until like 3 days ago??? does fandom culture no longer exist or-?

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@toddandrsn no fr everybody has different interpretations of the characters and their dynamic. nobody's pissing on u for shipping the canon. why are you being a stuck up boring asshole. like. boo whore. it's not that srs.
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toddandrsn

@champagnelovers- people are just haters and can’t stand non straight ships or that another two people have better chemistry than the canon one
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guys can i be so fr rn i have no idea how ao3 works and the layout actually scares the fuck out of me but the fics eat no crumbs spared so yk what hell yeah

stylezxsilvermoon

@champagnelovers- YWWW and nope on there you just add bookmark and it adds it to a list automatically 
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champagnelovers-

@stylezxsilvermoon THANK YOUUUU is there any difference between bookmarking and marking for later? idk i js do either
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stylezxsilvermoon

@champagnelovers- so basically all you need to do is create an account and once you do you have to get invited it takes like a week, it's invite only lol, and then to search for fic it's very easy to narrow it down to what you want like by word count, tags, fandom, and you can include/exclude like certain tags in your search like for example enemies to lovers included and exclude pregnancy trope, and then when you comment or kudos (ppl are in dire need of comments over there) kudos are kinda like yay woo I like this but you should definitely comment, ao3 had no algorithm so you're in charge of what you see and what you read unlike wattpad, and they're not for profit so sometimes the website goes down for literally no reason bc of the servers (I usually just check ao3 tumblr for that) and ao3 has rules like you can't make "placeholder" fics like on here like spam books and face revs and like a online diary like it's STRICTLY fic only that goes against ToS, and yeah just don't be toxic and make sure to comment if you can, and you can bookmark fics just like here but you can add little notes (be sure not to be negative bc they're set to public on default) or you could hide them yk whatever floats ur boat, and ao3 seems more "professional" bc it's an archive and people pressure authors more to create more iconic fics that's why they seem better so yeah 
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if 2025 doesn't come with blessings and good stuff in a hand woven basket with a big fucking bow on top, CRIMES will be committed. anyways, happy new year gng ♡♡

Nialls_biscuits

@champagnelovers- You sound like Jason Todd (Red Hood)
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champagnelovers-

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that one asshole with a 'superior music taste' but at least my premise for good music isn't some three-man band from the fucking 1970s who double as a secret cult, perform bacchanals by the fire and moan into a mic about sucking zeus' dick. like, sorry for listening to music i actually like???

champagnelovers-

one thing about me is that i will ALWAYS eat up the friends to almost-lovers to enemies to lovers trope and lick the plate clean. u wanna minus the almost lovers and insert a time gap + mutual gay secret pining? my ass is SAT.

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@THE_MALIKS i fucking knew u were gonna pull up w this when i was posting this SHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME READ MY FICS IN PEACE bas ab chup :)
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THE_MALIKS

@champagnelovers- oh andd. end pe lovers? strangers nhi aata? 
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