champagnelovers-

people saying they're moving out of new york bc mamdani won...that's js more space for me har har by all means, please do.

billieslarry28

Hi wife I didn’t know you were posting again but since I’m here I offer you a big steamy hot make out session 

champagnelovers-

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@billieslarry28 hello wife i only log in once in a while to say hi but that's js about it yk how i am w ao3 now.. 
            since you're offering, HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH
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champagnelovers-

i started my igcse with wanting to be a neuroscientist and big dreams to help in the research to cure alzheimer's. at the end of my a-levels, i've resorted to pursuing psychology with a business minor & working in HR. idk why but i genuinely want to cry.

champagnelovers-

@Chonce_not_chance i loved the yap thank u so much <33
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THE_MALIKS

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@champagnelovers- and u missy, i am proud of you regardless of whatever u choose to study. i completely get the feeling of disappointment in ur own self when u drop a subject but as muslims we have this faith that whatever happens, Allah has planned it for us and its for the better.
            wont say much shit here but talk to me about this on whatsapp okay? im here for you always. 
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champagnelovers-

if anyone were to kiss me while i'm crying they'd get a mouthful of snot

Chonce_not_chance

@champagnelovers- m pretty sure m older so i'll be the one putting u in my pocket<3 unless ur taller then that wont work
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champagnelovers-

@Chonce_not_chance you're so cute i'm going to buy you and place you in my pocket
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champagnelovers-

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no i do not fucking want to know that some fucking bitch is fucking liking my fucking comments shut the fuck up all the way to hell oh my fuck. 
          
          on the other hand, it's a nice reminder of how funny i am. or used to be idk

Chonce_not_chance

@champagnelovers- RIGHT LIKE WHY DO THEY TELL U IF SMN LIKED UR COMMENTS NOW but like true it reminds me of the things ive said 3 years ago
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-staargvrll

@champagnelovers- | if i could tattoo an announcement i would tattoo this one
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champagnelovers-

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i've entirely migrated to ao3 for fics now but i seriously miss the comments of wattpad sm. like it js adds to the experience and makes the fic sm more memorable. comments on ao3 range from 50 page analyses on the chapter or thanking the author which like. it's all well and good. but nothing tops the comments going "you're tight" every time someone said 'fuck' in a larry fic or the most heinous emoji combos or live reactions to the plot. could just as well read my fav larry fic  (soft hands fast feet can't lose)  on ao3 but i'll ALWAYS come back here bc comments were js such a big part of the reading experience.

Chonce_not_chance

@champagnelovers- RIGHTT when i move to ao3 for fics it feels so lonely so i just get back here everytime 
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champagnelovers-

genuinely, how do men growl.

champagnelovers-

@THE_MALIKS hello where is it ?!?!?!?!?!?!
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champagnelovers-

mr styles went from singing about fruits to selling vibrators. and the fact that they're already sold out? cackling. actually cackling.

Chonce_not_chance

@champagnelovers- nahh that was wild this aint a family show anymore (or is it)
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NotSoAmericann

@champagnelovers- HELP I DIDNT KNOW THEY SOLD OUT OMG
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