goofy goober

I am so grateful I’m not American. Women’s rights might get stripped away, labor unions dismantled, child protection laws abolished, more money going into the pockets of the rich, BUT AT LEAST THOSE GAS PRICES MIIIIIIIIIIGHT BE LOWERED UNDER TRUMP, AM I RIGHT? HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Put your clothes back on, I’m going to explain why hannibal’s dynamic with bedelia du maurier, chiyoh, and randall tier DOES NOT cheapen his dynamic with will graham as they are supposed to be “failed experiments” in juxtaposition to will graham, who will always be hannibal’s prized possession 

And if I were to make another kp book, what then? 

Whatever I said about ao3 I changed my mind, holy hell I changed my mind cuz there are writers who genuinely understand the character they’re writing about — and they’re putting fingers to keyboard to make fanon damn near identical to canon

why is wattpad showing me alpha romance ads… as if I’m on booktok asking if the bible has any spicy scenes in it… 

Interview with the Vampire spoilers but Daniel Molloy got turned and suddenly the mf started dressing like he was that twenty year old addict tryna get that Louis vamp tramp special; which is funny but also vampirism has turned Daniel’s snarky, smarmy, devil may care attitude into pure apathy and impertinence and THAT’S a little worrying 

"You want me to be your whore?" Criston Cole is literally a community hot dog stand. Like you're so sh!t at your job cuz you're just a hole. 

lol this past week I’ve seen Levi in the comment section of tiktoks three times by accident 

So glad old!daniel and Armand is taking up the space Roman Roy and Gerri left behind.  
          
          Also don’t ask me if I like Louis and Armand together — reworking Louis as a pimp in season one makes the pairing weird asf since Armand had been (book spoilers) a victim of being pimped out by his maker 

Wattpad messages so dry they have me trying to text wattpad