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Woah LJ Smith (writer of the TVD books) died last month, RIP lesbian realness

If there’s one thing I’ve noticed in the discussion of the SOTR movie adaptation, it’s that the internet actually sucks at fan casting. You’re weird for fan casting a moderately known THIRTY YEAR OLD grown ass man as a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD kid because he’s blond and you think he’s attractive. Yes, we know an actor playing movie Haymitch has to be a little older due to labor laws and the subject matter of THG. But if we’re thinking of grown adults, then slap a blond wig on Woody Harrelson and call it a day 

To Americans: even if tiktok is “saved”, delete it. This is for your safety with the new era of conservatism ushering in — not just in the US but in other countries too. Please limit your activities on meta apps like instagram and facebook, definitely delete twitter, and read up!! At a time where critical thinking and media illiteracy is declining, take the time to analyse sources and perspectives!! Think about bias and misinformation!! 
          
          

Ohhhh God please take mine and david lynch’s suffering, double it, and give it to woody allen 

If anyone likes Neil Gaiman, I beg that you read the recent Vulture article that came out, detailing the disgusting and horrific things that he’s done. When I said “pass away”, I meant that with a vitriol that cannot ever be replicated cuz the amount of joy I would get reading his wikipedia page and seeing “Neil Gaiman WAS an author” would be so delightful. 

Pulldrone: “I am what I am” 
          Iago: “I am not what I am” 
          God: “I am who I am” 
          
          Pulldrone could insinuate that we are perverted reflections of God, we who twists His word to affirm our own existence as potent and powerful as His. Shakespeare’s Iago perverts God’s words by foreshadowing his own deceit and to imply that he is God’s (Othello’s) equal and opposite, the Devil. 
          
          There’s also a brief reference to AM from Harlan Ellison’s IHNMAIMS — “Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live. Hate, hate.” AM, named in part to the phrase “I think, therefore I am” is itself a perversion of its original function and a perverted reflection of his creators. AM can also be linked to catatonia, a neuropsychiatric syndrome that’s characterised by immobility and withdrawal, which is significant to the final song on the EP called “Amber Waves”. 

Pretty sure Perverts is about all perversions that are “against Christianity”. Etienne, the seventh track, is about a man who wanted to d*e so he ran to induce a heart attack. Su*c*de is taboo - a perversion - in Christianity, and Dante believed that there was a place in Hell for those who have committed. The ring of Violence, the SEVENTH ring of Hell. 
          
          And yet, there is hope for perverts and heretics. And yet, the man who set out to find delight in his own suffering and his own planned end, ended up not d*ying, and not wanting to d*e. 

ohhhh this is why I don’t like watching breaking bad, cuz wdym i have to see the dude who played joshua parker shirtless??

I am so grateful I’m not American. Women’s rights might get stripped away, labor unions dismantled, child protection laws abolished, more money going into the pockets of the rich, BUT AT LEAST THOSE GAS PRICES MIIIIIIIIIIGHT BE LOWERED UNDER TRUMP, AM I RIGHT? HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"You want me to be your whore?" Criston Cole is literally a community hot dog stand. Like you're so sh!t at your job cuz you're just a hole.