chapped-lips911

bruh my crush is 6’5 and i’m 4’11 hELp

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i almost posted this on insta cuz i forgot we follow each other
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guys i just told MYSELF a joke like it was a complete conversation between me #1 and me #2. 
          
          anyways so the guy in my anime is named “david slower” and i read it out loud but then i was joking and said “david faster” after that i was like “that’s what she said”
          
          it literally took me a few seconds to process that i told myself a pun and there was no one to laugh at it except ME. is this the next stage in the lonely life?

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ok so idk who still reads my feed thingy but y’all, i got some tea, and it isnt the type to excite u or anything, it’s lowkey creepy but i guess im into that shit cuz it makes me think. so if u arent good with like the whole psychopath/murderer/manipulative thing i suggest u dont read this or else you’ll get the oogey boogies so save yourself now. ok i’ll try to explain this the best i can but im typing this on my phone since it’s like 1 in the morning but anyways lets gooo. im into the whole psychology and zodiac behavioral thing but im not ANYWHERE near an expert so dont mind me. seriously, i’ll start now, so ive had a crush on this guy at my school for abt a month and this is purely on looks (ik ik shallow but im desperate) cuz due to covid we cant linger or have fun so i just observe from afar. let’s call him “matty the maniac” but just matty for short. so ive never talked to matty before and ive had classes with him, but we dont interact at all, so i never really expected my crush to go any further. one day my friend who also had classes with him like 2 years ago (let’s call her my lil sag shooter, cuz she’s a sagittarius, but “shooter” for short, keep in mind, she’s lesbian, ik its terrible to identify someone by their sexuality so please don’t do it, i’m just pointing it out because it’s important for later on) so anyways, she’s also had classes with him, but they’ve never talked either, and before she realized she liked girls, she used to have a small crush on matty at the time. it’s possible that she still likes him now, but as i said, she is lesbian, so i’m not sure and i don’t want to make any assumptions. so BACK TO THE DANG POINT, matty randomly follows shooter on insta and dm’s her saying “who are u” and in case you’re confused, MATTY asked SHOOTER this after HE was the one who followed her first, just sayin, a bit sus if ya ask me but idk idk. so shooter sends a ss of that dm to our gc we have with one other friend that also knows i like him

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he DOES fish for sympathy and compliments a lot tho so instead of giving them to him i just change the subject BASHDHEJDHD MAYBE ITS MEAN BUT SUCK IT UP I AINT GONNA BE YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON
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he keeps talking abt getting his heart broken and having fake friends, i cant fucking rip his heart out AGAIN and be like “look kid, i’m not into u”
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update: i got his number and hes chill, i was just assuming stuff but all my jokes just freakin fly over this kid’s head. i have to be like “im just jokin” or else he’ll take everything too seriously. i somehow got him to play my game so now he has this amazing idea that we’re gonna be fuck buddies in highschool but thats just his dream. idk how to break it to him that i was just fuckin around and messing with him. he also thinks im into him and all this relationship crap which, i am not. so tough luck there, its cuz i was playing with him so i fucked him up a lil, my bad, my bad HENFJFJJWJEIC so im like teasin him rn and playing with him but hes totally serious abt it ugh mannn i dont wanna commit.
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