charigenia

@ilikeapples you´re right, donkeys would make of our bussiness also a happy, enjoying and loving place but we need knifes coming out from them!!!!! knifes and blood!! did i mention blood?? well, there must be blood, there are 4 reasons:
          	1 reason: blood is cool(duuh, i´m made of blood)
          	2 reason: edward cullen drinks blood(OMG, he. is. HOT!, u know like the kind of a sponge-bob-in-his-squear-underwear (jaja that rhymed)but not like a me-in-bikini, (i´m so HOT in bikini!!))
          	3: blod, is red, and liquid and i wanna drink it!!!! i´ve never tried it but i think it might taste like strawberries!!
          	4: all the previous reasons proved that i like blood and because i´m a cool person i i like it, it makes it cool too.
          	Basically, you´re in the Jackie Chan mood, so i was wondering... DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU CAN CURSE IN CHINESE!! OR CAN U MAKE JUDO-KICKS AND FLY IN THE AIR AND GO FIND NEMO CAUSE REALLY THAT FISH IS SICKING ME!!! Seriously, how can u get los 2 times in the pacific!! I mean, you´re a fish u should be able to swim and stay by your father at least untill you know how to swim properly and don´t get lost!! stupid piece of tunna!!
          	PS: (I STILL DON´T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE HERE SO I´LL WRITE A COOL FACE) B) (YOU SEE? THAT´S A COOL FACE)

ilikeapples

Hello. In this fine evening I'd like to let you know that I'm about to give birth to my third child. I'd really appreciate it if you could communicate with the b4st4rd that made me pregnant. This imbecile made me hurt like a mother ******** sponge being squeezed. Yes that's what it's like. Thank you so much. Bye. Adios. Chau. Au revoir. Auf wiedersehen. Ciao.

charigenia

@ilikeapples you´re right, donkeys would make of our bussiness also a happy, enjoying and loving place but we need knifes coming out from them!!!!! knifes and blood!! did i mention blood?? well, there must be blood, there are 4 reasons:
          1 reason: blood is cool(duuh, i´m made of blood)
          2 reason: edward cullen drinks blood(OMG, he. is. HOT!, u know like the kind of a sponge-bob-in-his-squear-underwear (jaja that rhymed)but not like a me-in-bikini, (i´m so HOT in bikini!!))
          3: blod, is red, and liquid and i wanna drink it!!!! i´ve never tried it but i think it might taste like strawberries!!
          4: all the previous reasons proved that i like blood and because i´m a cool person i i like it, it makes it cool too.
          Basically, you´re in the Jackie Chan mood, so i was wondering... DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU CAN CURSE IN CHINESE!! OR CAN U MAKE JUDO-KICKS AND FLY IN THE AIR AND GO FIND NEMO CAUSE REALLY THAT FISH IS SICKING ME!!! Seriously, how can u get los 2 times in the pacific!! I mean, you´re a fish u should be able to swim and stay by your father at least untill you know how to swim properly and don´t get lost!! stupid piece of tunna!!
          PS: (I STILL DON´T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE HERE SO I´LL WRITE A COOL FACE) B) (YOU SEE? THAT´S A COOL FACE)

ilikeapples

@charigenia Oh gosh I love my tea with two sugars and a little milk, it is like heaven in a cup. Talking about the business; although you did quite an excellent job describing our perspective, I must admit that you forgot the most important part: DONKEYS. Lots of big, toothy and brown donkeys. But we have to take them there after they poo, seriously. I'm in a Jackie Chan mood today so that's my explanation to everything. For example, if I use the loo it's because I'm in a Jackie Chan mood. 
          However, there's always a contradiction to everything: if it rains it's because that Jebus fella is peeing. Yes, I'm being serious.
          PS: The name is is Girl, Cande Girl.

charigenia

@ilikeapples OMG!!! we're gonna actually have a bussiness!! im'so exited, really, like the king of i-wanna-eat-tomatoes-all-the-time kind of exited but not like the i-wanna-hug-a-dinosaur kind. do you get me?? i know u do. i'm already playing inside my head how the bussiness' gonna be: painted pink with potatoes, flowers, mini kangaroos, the unicorns and to add a more dramatic effect knifes coming out from them!! and blood!! lots of puddles of blood!!! and blood!! and OMG I forgot to take my pill, i have to gooo çause a yellow mon-eleph-eopard is calling me for tea time!! Oh, i love tea time, it's really awesome like the kind of kicking-chinese-people-so-that-you-hear-them-curse-in-chinese kind but not like watching-a-feet-of-an-alien-during-a-hole-day kind.
          PS: ←I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT THIS MEANS, (like ever) BUT I'M STILL EXITED BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA BE BUSSINESS PARTNERS. OH, YEAH BABE, I'M A BUSSINESSWOMAN SO FROM NO ON YOU CAN CALL ME BOND, BUSSINESSWOMAN BOND (←i'm sooo cool!!)

ilikeapples

This makes me feel so bad! in 7 months we have to go back to the reformatory!!! Anyway, I'm sorry I won't be able to go find Nemo with you 'cause I gotta feeling (OOOOOOHOOOOO) that  playing Jane with this Tarzan will keep me pretty busy! *wink wink* Switching, I'd love to run this business with you babe! *insert super girly voice here* maybe we can add some potatoes and colourful unicorns. Let me know what you think, we could use the Facebook chat or Skype. Xoxo, Cande Girl
          
          PS: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO WEIRD? ALL YOU ARE IS WEIRD, AND SO RANDOM, AND PATHETIC, AND WEIRD, AND WEIRD AND WEEEEEEEIRD!!!

charigenia

@ilikeapples only 6 or 7 weeks left of freedom!! i'm terrified, i don't wanna go back to those kidnapers and horrible monsters(teachers)!! i will escape and go find nemo who apparently is missing again, wanna join me? then (while we r in P. SHERMAN, CALLE WALLABY 42, SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA) we can make our own bussiness of selling kangaroos (they r soo cool) and be rich and pay for having sex with brad pitt's son.!!!!