i’m back, so you should also come back LOL 

always thinking about you because you’re the bestest person ever

so uhm come back soon so we can talk about how stupid we were! i love you lots (but not in that way) 

i think i malfunctioned but wow that’s cool if only you would’ve fucking told me cause i liked you way back in the day as well you dumb bitch 

@chasingsunIight heller

these years have gone by in such a weird blur and yet i can remember almost every conversation we’ve had because every time you always said something that made me laugh my ass off and brightened my day.  getting older is so scary, and i’m almost scared to say goodbye to you because i feel like i would be missing such a key element of who i was before- because to be honest the first year we met i was always on something and it wasn’t good, and one of the only good things i can remember is getting to talk to you.  saying you didn’t know if this would be goodbye for awhile or for forever broke my heart because when i got back i was expecting one of your cute little “let’s start a company” paragraphs, not a letter about our whole friendship and it really crashed down on me.  i’m so glad we got the chance to know each other— even if it wasn’t well.  because you changed my life crusty, and i’m glad i got to help you for awhile.  don’t ever forget about me cause i swear to GOD i will know and i will hunt you down for eternity.  i love you so so so much goober. (in a best friend way, not in the chrisylen way that everyone except us wanted) good luck wherever you are.
            
            — dylan 
            
            (p.s the spider legs go like this /|\)

— reading your message on my message board made me so fucking sad, like why do you have to break my heart like that into little pieces.  im glad i was able to help you, even though i was just being stupid— i hope you realize you’ve also helped me.  i mean i literally had a drug problem when we first met and you were like “epic so here is my monster high collection” and it made me laugh because you’re so cute.  i don’t think i’m a very emotionally invested person so if this doesn’t seem deep i’m sorry, i truly want to write something super fucking cool and all i can come up with is this— you deserve better i’m sorry.  i don’t want you to leave, i don’t know if i can handle that.  i know i’m never online but seeing your messages make my day, you are my best friend and i don’t think i could ever forget everything we’ve done together on here.  i sound so selfish because i’m never here for you anymore and all i want is you to stay :c.  i want to know YOUR favorite color, i want to know if you like to listen to nicki minaj while driving down a random road you’ve never been down before, i want to know if you think bill nye is more attractive than sid the science kid— i want to know how your year has been, i want to know your middle name, i want to know how many boys have broken your heart so that i can punch their faces off.  i hope you’re doing alright, i hope you’re staying healthy, i hope you’re asking people for help when you need it.  i love you to the moon and back, and i’m sorry i’m always so fucking mean to you.

cannot wait to talk about harry styles with u some more once again onedaymaybe?

CRYING CAUSE YOU & DYLAN ARE SOME CUTIES DOMT EVEN DENY IT, im gonna miss getting excited when were active every two years ): love you baybuh <3 

you tryna get married((;

ello welcome back to another segment of dylan trying to b emotionally connected w someone
            
            — cheisrna u are the light of my life, the mc to my cafe, the wipe to my asshole and i treasure you for that. im never active and it feels like we are two kids who graduated high school and are going to college but are broke and have no way of contacting each other. each night i eat dry ramen noodles and think about you because you remind me of dry ramen noodles; affordable, cute, and dry as fuck. n e ways, im not here to bully you but it’s so hard aha like im so naturally mean. but like you’re adorable so like does that help aha you’re welcome aha. anyways i love you forever you’re such a bro.
            
            xx luv

IM JUZT TYPING FAST AND NOT CHECKING WHAT IM WRITING-

I SOUND HIGH IM NOT BAHAHAHFJFJFJ