Kentucky Fried Children

hey you alive would be good to know you are, come back please update your amazing story

Fuckin R.I.P. mate see you in hell when I die to

HOW IN THE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS?! BRUH anyways for the real reason I’m here memes hand em over….. YEAH I WASNT ASKING HAND THEM OVER

Hello yes it is I, here once again asking for votes on who I should write a Valentine's Day special type chapter on. I'd prefer doing different characters than the Xmas specials a couple of years ago, but I don't really care. There will also be an announcement in Gyakusatsu, so technically you can vote twice before Thursday the 11th.

For the next week or two, I'm forced to focus on a monster types categorization paper and a Poe influences paper. I get the feeling my professor isn't a huge fan of my sense of humor (an entire paper on bees swarming the marching band and another debating the varying qualities different actors brought to James Bond), but I hate her and myself and I'm going to write the kind of papers I want. But that also means there'll be a small break of a week or two on new chapters. Hell is real and it is this English course.

I've finally gotten over various tiring events (ex., college midterms, the SAT, an irritating illness, and other bs) and I'm starting to work on new chapters for both Better Than The Alternative and Gyakusatsu. Despite hating Wattpad and the general bnha fandom with the majority of my remaining soul, I'm not some pathetic loser who abandons their projects. Prepare yourselves.

Only read 2 chapter into one of ur books and I already know you’re a god 

"Don't use dialogue in your stories. It just drags them down. Like in that Christmas movie, where the kid says 'ohhh fuuuudge' but he really said the swear word and was like 'ahhhhhh uhhhhhh', that was maybe necessary fro the scene. But it's really rare that you need to use dialogue. Try not to."
          -My (college) English 101 professor

Damn. Now I want KFC

I saw a snake today.