This is outdated and old but it makes me laugh so I'm keeping it for shits and giggles. 15 year old me would have a heart attack if she knew that I'm not actually straight

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𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔳𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔰 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶

"ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ ʏᴇᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴜʀᴘʀɪsᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ, ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇᴀsᴛs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴀᴡs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ?"


𝕊𝕙𝕖/𝕙𝕖𝕣, 𝕗𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕟, 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥. 


"𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚒 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝, 𝚒𝚏 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚛𝚝, 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚌𝚎"



Ⓕⓐⓝⓓⓞⓜⓢ

ᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴇs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀɪʙʙᴇᴀɴ
ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ
ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ
ᴡɪɴɢs ᴏғ ғɪʀᴇ
ᴅɪsɴᴇʏ
ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴇ
ʜᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɢᴀᴍᴇs
ʟᴜᴄɪғᴇʀ
ᴛɪᴍᴇʟᴇss
ɴɪɴᴊᴀɢᴏ
ᴍɪʀᴀᴄᴜʟᴏᴜs
ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏs ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ
ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴀsʜ
ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴀɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ 
sʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ
ᴊᴜʀᴀssɪᴄ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ
ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɴɢs
ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʙʙɪᴛ
ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ
ɢᴏᴅᴢɪʟʟᴀ


"𝔞𝔫𝔶𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔞 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔱 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔰 𝔞 𝔩𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔞 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔣; 𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔶"


♤𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤♤

𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔, 𝕥𝕖𝕒, 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤, 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤, 𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖, 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕥𝕪, 𝕒𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕤 


"ᴋɪᴅ, ɢᴇᴛ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ. sᴘɪᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ; ɢᴏ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴀ sᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ, ɢᴏ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ"