cheesytots222

𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂...?

i love when i eat so much that my tummy gets big and round i feel like a fat deviantart oc who vored his best friend

crusty boy graduated btw. yes he was a real person i hated him. also tbh i don't find those stories funny anymore but i won't delete them because i know you guys still slurp them up like the spiders in my room do to my butt juices.

im so tired of you internet purists ruining our fun. "porn is BAD!" I'M 19 YEARS OLD DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Oh... uh hi there! My name's Charmander... and... i recently learned a new trick [laughs] uh welI... i can turn myself into a wolf[laughs] can I show you? yayyyy! [laughs] ok, bear with me here... or should I say, wolf with me here [laughs] ok, one second☝️ [begins snarling and growling like a wolf]

sprinklehead

fuck off

does anyone else remember those neobook bots

one time i went to school and my ass assed assedly. all the boys stared and went "gee golly goobers!" and got a huge boner. the girls got boners too. no one was safe from my assy ass. later that day i got the school lunch and it was cardboard pizza with pube fries. i sat my sexy jiggling booty cheeks down and ate faster than you could say "the foot sniffer is coming". but then i felt something in my intestines and then i ripped the biggest fart imagineable. the fart made my fat asscheeks clap so hard that it created a sonic boom. the fart was a big green cloud and even a stock "PFFFFFFTTTT!" text bubble came out. the fart smell was so bad that everyone's lunch soiled immediately. and if you thought that was bad, i suddenly felt another rumble in my bumble and before i knew it a wet sticky chunky chocolate fountain sprayed from my sexy big giagantic voluptuous asshole. it sprayed everywhere and the crusty kid ate a chocolate chunk. he evaporated on the spot. i was so embarassed that i turned into a mcnugget and flew away into the sunset to marry my true love, Bob the Builder. the end

im so cute and FAT!