cheesytots222

fuck off

does anyone else remember those neobook bots

one time i went to school and my ass assed assedly. all the boys stared and went "gee golly goobers!" and got a huge boner. the girls got boners too. no one was safe from my assy ass. later that day i got the school lunch and it was cardboard pizza with pube fries. i sat my sexy jiggling booty cheeks down and ate faster than you could say "the foot sniffer is coming". but then i felt something in my intestines and then i ripped the biggest fart imagineable. the fart made my fat asscheeks clap so hard that it created a sonic boom. the fart was a big green cloud and even a stock "PFFFFFFTTTT!" text bubble came out. the fart smell was so bad that everyone's lunch soiled immediately. and if you thought that was bad, i suddenly felt another rumble in my bumble and before i knew it a wet sticky chunky chocolate fountain sprayed from my sexy big giagantic voluptuous asshole. it sprayed everywhere and the crusty kid ate a chocolate chunk. he evaporated on the spot. i was so embarassed that i turned into a mcnugget and flew away into the sunset to marry my true love, Bob the Builder. the end

im so cute and FAT!

i hate the ibis paint ad guy he's ugly and stupid

eat my poo poo you poo poo fart you poo poo fan you smell like poo poo die and become poo poo right now you crusty slipped out little poo poo

*giggles and rubs my chubby belly*

im just a cute white widdle femboi with a giant schlong that dwags on da fwoor and a super tight itsy bitsy booty hole >//////<

nnevermind im pissed off i hate using wattpad mobile.

i have a great idea for a new story. u better lube up that hole buddy boy.