First off, I AM LAZY. Like my stories? Like it's believable anyways, pessimistic, and super random. Original... probably. If you have noticed, my manipulation of intricate words come from a variety of classics and pict- *cough* chapter books. I'll start to upload when I'm motivated to from one person and only one person. I expect no one to like my stories because they make fun of a certain type of people. In addition, I have no usage of grammar nor do I have spelling checked. Don't care, doing this as a favor and should I stay is up to her.
        There hidden jokes if you can assume some plenty things. Constructive criticism will receive and I quote, "Don't Care." Otherwise, everyone is free to insult me (like I care) and to complement me if said nice person (like I care). I am unknown and new to the site so.... present me whatever you do to noobies. One last thing to know, references is always, I mean ALWAYS, included in every story. Proficient and masters of books will have a good laugh or get aggravated. Good luck. By the way, I plan to add all of my works as soon as I get the jump start or if someone gets pissed off at me.