chel del rey

Happy Father's Day to those daddies who fucked your mom right in the pussy because he's a horny fuck that's a SINNER or to those ddlg loving girls who have daddies that spank you and give you things. Wish both of them a happy daddy's day. give one of them a blowjob and the other a hug. hopefully you gave the  blowjob to the right type of daddy. 

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOW Wait FOR THEM TO ASK YOU WHO YOU KNOW PLEASE DONT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS  YOU DONT KNOW THE HALF OF THE ABUSED

I'm literally tearing up bc the person I like cut their hair and it looks so cute. I hate this. 

I seriously just cried to a my chemical romance song and my mascara started running. I've never felt so emo in my life oh my god. 

I eat a lot of spaghetti but I am always upsetti. Help.

people are too easily offended it pisses me off

Bella has a micropenis as well. But it's lowkey hot. ;~) 

ITS A REALLY COOL GIRL' BIRTHDAY TODAY JUST SAYING. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BELLA MEDINA WHO FINALLY TURNED  12 today!!! They grow up so fast! :'~)

I'm about to write a Jacob Sourclitoris fanfic. God I fucking hate myself but I'm so excited for how DISGUSTING it's going to be.  

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