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“ Today I went to this little meditation thing cuz, you know, I’m tryna connect with my higher whatever-the-f/uck. So after we get done breathing and sh/it, they was like,” Where did y’all go? Where was your happy place? Where did you see yourself.” And b/itches was like, “ [mockingly] Oh, I went to the beach. I was at my grandma’s house. You know, Thanksgiving, whomp whomp.” [normally] “They get to me I was like, “ B.itch, I was at the bank. There was a broken ATM and all the cash was falling out. That shit had me breathing real serene, ni/gga. F/uck the beach.”