As I was finishing up the new chapter for TDE, I had random clips playing on my computer. One of the clips was a person asking random people at an anime con what their weirdest non-human fictional crushes were. There were answers like Lola Bunny, the Predator, Xenomorph, the Ents from LOTR, Randall from Monsters Inc., etc. That got me thinking who mine was. I pulled up a list of all the shows and movies I ever watched as a kid and an adult, trying to find something. Yes, I have a lot of characters that I have an unhealthy obsession with, but none of them stood out to me. Everyone already had crushes over Diego from Ice Age and Gill from Nemo. Then I found one show I used to watch on Nickelodeon a lot when I was younger and saw a character I had a crush on for the longest time... I still do. Ladies and gentlemen, I am not ashamed, maybe a little slightly, to say that I had... have, a crush on............. Kowalski from The Penguins of Madagascar, the series. ANYWAY, I'm very curious now: Who is your weirdest fictional character crush?