HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY 'EXCUSE ME' BEFORE 'FUCKING MOVE' BECOMES ACCEPTABLE???

Hey howz you???
I'm 21 years young and live in Bonnie Dundee, Scotland.
I've got this really wierd obsession with Jedward - but when you get a flashback of you and your best mate dancing around her living room learning the moves to their latest video at 3 in the morning totally steaming you know you've got issues lol

My songs of the week are:
Tinie Tempah - Written in the stars
Cee-Lo - The Fuck You Song
Devlin - Runaway 

I'm addicted to coffee and can't function without about 6 cups in the morning!!!
I hate sitting in and after one day I'm practically climbing the walls!!!
I never shut up and I talk about a 100 miles an hour.
My phone bills are always sky high and i once thought i was dying when I lost my phone after too many shots in town.
I love reading and writing but I don't really have much time for it :(
I have a bit of a shopping addiction and can spend a good £100 in the space of about 5 minutes on  complete crap i'll never even wear lol
I love comedy so if you know any funny stories let me know =D

Woo-Hoo my baby Damon's back on the telly - about time too haha