chiaki_glazer

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

Ecchinose

@chiaki_glazer happy new year!!!
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chiaki_glazer

Welcome back to jokes with chiaki glazer!!!
          
          (Sorry for being late.....not really I'll post it when I feel like it ;p)
          
          
          My girlfriend just sent me a message saying:-
          
          "Helpmyspacebarisbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative?"
          
          
          
          What does "ternative" mean?

chiaki_glazer

@Exprtz_ 1 minute delay 
            It's working alright
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Exprtz_

@chiaki_glazer Bruh 
            Lmfao
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chiaki_glazer

Okay no jokes this time but more like an irl story and I wanted to share it because of how ridiculous it is lol
          
          
          So a few days ago one of my friends said he bought a new phone which is 5G
          
          
          And when we were hanging out just casually and saw him bringing his old phone and asked him what happened to the new one and why he didn't bring it with him?
          
          
          He said it's in his home and it's actually just being used more like a wifi instead, everyone in his family uses it as a wifi and the phone is just THERE it's not even used for any other purposes. I mean, the disrespect for a new 5G phone is INSANE.
          
          
          When I think I'm the most insane one, my friends always prove me wrong by quickly catching up with me in terms of insanity.
          
          
          Idk if it's genius or just sheer stupidity TwT

Ecchinose

@chiaki_glazer Lmfao that's actually genius but sounds so stupid at the same time
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BlueRoseFreak

Hey cat come here!!

chiaki_glazer

@BlueRoseFreak 
            
            Sigh 
            
            gotta go now becuz 
            
            ✨tutions✨
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BlueRoseFreak

@chiaki_glazer 
            
            Ikrrr lol
            
            Yeah our teachers do that too during children’s day lol
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chiaki_glazer

@BlueRoseFreak 
            
            Lmao school festivals are fun
            
            We literally made some of our teachers to sing some classic songs
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chiaki_glazer

OH GOD WHY IS MY PHONE'S CAMERA DOING JAPANESE SHENANIGANS AGAIN?!?
          
          
          
          
          IT'S SO FRUSTRATING!!! (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)
          
          
          
          Like i can't even take pictures of myself properly (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

NOOneHirataSimp

Dang L
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Ecchinose

@chiaki_glazer I completely understand what you're talking about ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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luffy_senpai_

@chiaki_glazer man your phone is still new though, why is it blurry? ಠ_ರೃ
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chiaki_glazer

Welcome back to jokes with chiaki glazer!!
          
          (F*ck the day counts, I'll do it when I feel like it)
          
          
          
          
          
          "I have 2 lesbian friends who are dating eachother."
          
          
          "So on the day of my birthday they both asked me what I wanted as a gift."
          
          
          
          "So I just told them, I wanna watch."
          
          
          "But they gave me an expensive watch instead (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)"

Exprtz_

@chiaki_glazer lmao
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