chiaki_glazer

Day 7 of jokes with chiaki glazer!!! (Sorry for the delay (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) i couldn't think of good jokes at that time.....)
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	Me:- he's my closest friend.
          	
          	Her:- how close?
          	
          	Me:- if i see him in a crowded place and yell "hey you dumbf*ck!!!" He would be the first person to turn around. That much close.

kinizauishi

@chiaki_glazer 
          	  
          	  :: we're as close as two magnets at night vro :heart_eyes:
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chiaki_glazer

Day 7 of jokes with chiaki glazer!!! (Sorry for the delay (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) i couldn't think of good jokes at that time.....)
          
          
          
          
          
          Me:- he's my closest friend.
          
          Her:- how close?
          
          Me:- if i see him in a crowded place and yell "hey you dumbf*ck!!!" He would be the first person to turn around. That much close.

kinizauishi

@chiaki_glazer 
            
            :: we're as close as two magnets at night vro :heart_eyes:
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chiaki_glazer

Day 6 of jokes with chiaki glazer!!
          
          
          
          
          Today I'm gonna test your humour 
          
          
          
          
          "My girlfriend always smells good but she starts to stink whenever there's an electricity outage in the house."

BlueRoseFreak

@Ecchinose @chiaki_glazer 
            
            Oh 
            How did I not get that before?- TwT
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Ecchinose

@BlueRoseFreak welp good for you!
            
             the joke is actually a dark one(⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠)
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chiaki_glazer

Day 5 of jokes with chiaki glazer!!!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          A few days ago i met a mute guy who said a very inspiring thing to me that changed my entire life 
          
          
          He said :-..........

RealMxles

DAY 5?!?

chiaki_glazer

@RealMxles SHUT UP I WAS BUSY! PLUS YOU MADE ME SAD!
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RealMxles

UR TOTALLY A DAY OFF
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chiaki_glazer

Day 4 of jokes with chiaki glazer!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Have you ever noticed that the phrase "spread your cheeks" could be another way to say "smile"? So c'mon, spread those cheeks already!!

Ecchinose

@chiaki_glazer 
            
            Would be even better if you said that to me in a different situation ;)
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luffy_senpai_

P is for priceless, the look upon your faces

luffy_senpai_

@luffy_senpai_ T is for the terror, upon you I'll bestow... 
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RealMxles

You got discord

RealMxles

@chiaki_glazer bruh. Well, try mine. “realmxles”
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chiaki_glazer

@RealMxles bruh i didn't get any notification of being added
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chiaki_glazer

@RealMxles ooh send me a message just for confirmation 
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