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Cora: I started my period today.
Giselle: You're not pregnant?
Cora: No, I'm not PREGNANT!
Giselle: But I'm trying so hard.....
Cora: WE BOTH HAVE COOCHIES!
Giselle: I really thought I had it this time....
Cora: That's not how this works!
Giselle: I'll try again!
Cora: W H A T?!
(Berfor Corselle became a thing)
Giselle: (Singing) Ancestors! Hear my plea! Help me to bag a muscle mommy! She'll bring biceps to us aaaaaall!
hi. Would you be open for an RP?
Keane: Man, what an amazing dream! You and I were making out like a couple of high school kids on lovers lane! Though I can't remember how it ended.....
(Parker pulls the collar of his shirt down to reveal a string of hickeys)
Keane: DID YOU HAVE THAT BEFORE?!
Parker: No.
Keane: WHY DIDNT YOU WAKE ME!?
Parker: ......I thought you were awake.
Giselle: I hope they play 'HOT TO GO!'
Parker: .........This is my wedding.
(Cut to everybody dancing to the song at the reception)
(Inspired by Helluva Boss)
(Elphaba falls put the window and lands on Glinda's table)
Elphaba: ......Sorry I f***ed your husband!
Glinda: What the F**K was that, Fiyero?!
Fiyero: That....was the sound.....OF A F***ING DIVORCE! HAHAHAHA!
Glinda: What did you do?!
Elphaba: What I had to......
(Meanwhile in the Emerald City)
The Wizard: WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER?!
Parker: (To Keane) Come here Bae, come sit next to me. Come and take your drawers off....damn, you at the edge of the bed. You bout to fall off!
(Cut to Keane sitting on the very edge of the bed, intimidated)
Glinda: This isn't the Hello Kitty store!
Elphaba: No, it's Hot Topic.
Glinda: Whats the topic? DEVIL WORSHIP?!
(In the Wicked movie universe, ShenShen is planning a prank)
Galinda: Oh, it's Elphaba!
ShenShen: Did she get us the stuff!
Galinda: Yeah, she got us the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
ShenShen: Wow, where did she 12 gallons of fake blood?
Galinda: ......You wanted FAKE blood?
ShenShen: .........
Galinda: ........I'll go call Elphie.