Mr.L: *looks like he's counting his fingers*
Me: What are you doing Senpai?
Mr.L: Counting.
Me: Counting what?
Mr.L: All the men you ship me with.
Me: I don't ship you with that many men. *nervous chuckle*
Mr.L: Name all the men you ship me with.
Me: Okay.. Let's see.. O'Chunks, Dimentio, Mario, Luigi, Sol, and Wolfie.
Mr.L: WTF.
Me: What is it?
Mr.L: I seem like a slut. -3-
Me: So?
Mr.L: IM STRAIGHT.
Me: YOU WILL NEVER DATE A WOMEN.
Mr.L: WHY?
Me: TO FUFILL MY DREAM OF GAYNESS
Mr.L: I WONT BE GAY FOR YOUR WEIRD CRAP.
Me: YOU WILL SENPAI!
Mr.L: SCREW YOU!
Me: IDC YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE.
Rosie: Katelyn, you can't force a fake gay ship.
Me: Says the one that ships her dad and her boyfriend.
Rosie: *backs away*