알리지

You know you’ve been away from Wattpad for too long when you double tap the screen at the end of a chapter to vote for it

Caffeine has this weird effect on me that it either makes me really nervous or really tired

When you look so bad, people think you were out partying all night and have a huge hangover, when really, you’re just depressed

Previously bakahri, I didn’t realize it’s finally possible to change your username in the app version until just now. My new user is chocobo but with kookoo who’s boo. 

Scrolling through my archive knowing half the books in there don’t exist anymore :,)

I can finally say I’ve seen BTS 

Am I the only one who keeps getting this cringy koreaboo profile of a certain “Kitty” as a recommendation to follow? For the past almost year?
          
          Tbfh she’s the reason I changed my bio to “I added random characters to make this text look interesting” in Korean. Will having foreign characters there (no matter what they say) also make me a trending profile???? Why would she introduce herself in Korean if she doesn’t even fking write in Korean?? Idec if her books are good or not (or if she’s a nice person or not for that matter), that intro is reason enough for me to never even think about reading even one word of any of them. (Yes I’m that petty)

Why do I keep coming back to this /wonderful/ app when ao3 is everything my heart ever desired and more?

I just updated the app and– is that what everyone was complaining about a few weeks ago? I mean, the orange is kinda ugly but the design is fine. It’s just the app icon bothering me tbh

Random thought but if Wattpad counts the words of each individual chapter for the author, why can’t it show it to the readers? I don’t know about you, but I can’t estimate the reading time I’ll spend by the chapter count. It would be nice to know the total words as well.