wow I haven't been here in a while, ne ways, hello:
my parents are always like "why you smiling at you phone? do you have a boyfriend?" when they know full well I'm either looking at this seggsy Chilean-American man or reading the most toe curling, sheet gripping, back arching, salivating, sweating, giggling, screaming, kicking your legs, rolling on the ground, migraine inducing SMUT