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chrissyis
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Riggs is about to get sucker punched in the dick with a very large baseball bat. can you bring me the baseball bat?
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@pierce_the_jase fineeee i was so wanting to shove a baseball up his ass though. can i do that instead?
chrissyis
@pierce_the_jase I WILL NOT CONDONE YOU BEATING RIGGS DICK INTO PIECES MR. JAYSON YOU BETTER NOT GET PUT IN JAIL AGAIN! WE DONT HAVE THE MONEY TO BAIL YOUR ASS OUT NOW THAT JAYCEE IS GONE
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Jase is so CHRASEY bahahaha
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@pierce_the_jase mild concussion my ass. talk to you when you call me. love you, and try not to drop the hood on your hands/head again. i dont think you need brain damage on top of all the other shit you got goin on
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@Chrissy_loves_Jase pfft please you liked the claw marks babe. and giving me severe motion sickness. and a mild concussion. but yaaaa know. hey babe, i'll call you when i'm on my way home. lunch hour over.
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@pierce_the_jase WHEN WE HAVE SEX ITS NORMALLY NOT YOU BANGING MY HEAD INTO A WALL AND ME JIZZING OVER THE BED BABE.
chrissyis
omg im such a bitch sometimes
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Chrissy: It's been nine months since I married you. I love you more than I ever thought possible. You are the greatest thing that has ever happen to me, and I will never let you go. I hope that there will never be a time where you don't want to be with me. You are so beautiful, and slightly awkward, but mostly beautiful. I can't sleep without you by my side, and I can't live without you. I'll never be at a point in my life where I could live without you, and I hope that you feel the same way. You might whine a lot sometimes, and blush way too easily, you might demand me to make you a sandwich after sex, but you are still my babe, and I don't know what I'd do without you. I can't imagine a better boyfriend. I know you are afraid of losing me, but don't be. I'll never leave you, I promised that to you, and I've never been one to break a promise. Babe, I love you.
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@Chrissy_loves_Jase YOU WEAR THE PANTIES IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. NEVER. NOT IF THE ENTIRE WORLD DEPENDED ON IT. NO. NOT EVEN POSSIBLE. i love you though