Imagine, shrek picking up your tiny body from inbetween his toes and saying, "There you are, i've been looking all over" in a worried tone then spanking you twice explaining, "that's your punishment, for now. Don't you ever scare me like that again." Then wiping your teary eyes. "Owwie, ouch. Ouch. That reawwy huwted!" You cried. "Oh, be quiet and think about what you did." He said, tucking you into his nipple pocket.