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"You see, if you want to test how much a man really loves you, puke on his floor. If he cleans it up, washes your clothes, and tucks you back into bed, he loves you enough to stay through the good shit and the bad shit. When things get hard, this man will be there for you and he will put in the extra work. If this man runs screaming from the sight of you blowing chunks on his tiles, he’s probably not your Prince Charming." -Excerpt from Chapter Five (which is unpublished as of this message) of my fanfiction Set Me Free