@chrolloscojones
Salutations my sweet followers/kittens. I am here to announce my long-awaited return. After much toil and artistic rumination, I can finally present the second part of my Magnum Opus.
Yours constipatedly,
Chrolloscojones
Just farted dhmu
who wants a poo sample
need to poo
I have been very busy lately, most of my time being taken up by sharting and crying. I shall continue working on my Magnum Opus after I have expelled this monstrosity of a faeces from my rectum. Do not, however, anticipate any updates shortly, for my intake of fibre has been rather inadequate.
Sincerely,
Chrolloscojones
Dear dedicated followers,
I shall soon commence the publication of my magnum opus. One can only hope that you are prepared to witness brilliance in such high concentrations.
Yours verily,
Chrolloscojones
Hello world! This is my first Wattpad message. I look forward to sending more soon when I gain some followers!