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eric wipes at his tears fervently, gazing down at the grass of starks pond. “n-nothing...i guess i’m just overreacting.” he pouted, knowing that clyde wasn’t the brightest, but damn him for being so cute. he let his arms fall, and quickly uses one to grab onto clyde’s collar. “just kiss me again, you asshole.” eric presses his lips against clyde’s and gives him several pecks, even trailing them down his chin and his jawline. 

@cartmanhatesyou "ow what the hell! what did i do dude?" the taller said, with a frown now on his face, unaware and confused on what he did wrong.

before things got anymore heated, the smaller pulled away, but not pulling his head away. suddenly, anger took over his small figure, and he raised a fist, striking clyde on his firm shoulder. “get off me, yew fag!” he shoved the other away, his round cheeks brushing with a scarlet-tint. “i hate yew! why do yew make me feel this way, clahd! do yew hate me too?” eric couldn’t help but feel tears sting his corneas as he yelled at clyde. 

“ew! ew!” he screeched, fervently wiping at his thin lips. “i’m definitely straight...oh god, that’s repulsive...” he shook his head, his chubby cheeks reddened in abash, as he wiped his mouth some more. “no offense, clahd..” 

@cartmanhatesyou the two pulled apart quickly, the brunette's face turned a hue of dark red. "that was gross oh god" he said in disgust. "i guess this proves i'm actually straight then"

“ew, yew talk too much...” eric figured that the only way to shut the opposing brunet up was to just go through with it. he grabbed the taller’s cheeks and harshly presses his lips against clyde’s, faintly cringing at the fact. 

oh am i? if i was so “stupid”, would i be capable of willingly buying you taco bell every morning? hmm? 

@tisfortoken pft no it isn't, you're stupid!

@craigstache no i am not

yes you are , eye 

@craigstache i'm not a dummy!!! :(