So unfortunate that I didn't have a Gideon Cross,Or a Christian Grey,or Gabriele Emerson,or a Braden Carmichael,or a JESSE WARD,to pick my ass back off against the floor. Pity. #BibliophilesWillGetIt#ToilWithBookBoyfriends
I fell today and I oh so disgracefully stood up,and looked behind my colossal fuck-upery, after my horrid display of gracelessness and ineptitude,i got up and shamefully walked away. Blehh