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DID YOU SEE THE BBMA PERFORMANCE OMFG PERFECT 

I had to spend 3 hours at church...
          as an atheist. 

NOpE iTs GoNe nOW

The Centipede is still there 

So my phone fell on my face, it was gonna fall on my eyes if my glasses weren't on. That's one good thing about glasses: they will protect you. 

Idk but if y'all don't speak Spanish and are wondering wtf my username means, it translates to "suck my nuts" fun useful facts at 3am

I accidentally sprayed a bit of coconut mist spray onto my face and got some into my mouth... I want cheesecake 

Damn it's windy out my walls be creaking. Like stfu, I'm trying to watch "can i eat 3 blocks of cheese without throwing up?" alright damn.

There was a giant fucking centipede (Idk what but it looked like it) in the bathtub. It was trying to crawl up but it kept slipping. I was terrified of 3 things. 1. If I rinsed it with water down the drain, would it come back up and get revenge on me with his radioactive sewer powers? 2. Would it grow wings and start flying around the bathroom? & 3. If I let it live would it finally get out the tub, crawl under the door all the way to mine and call his other centipede friends to come kill me?
          In the end, I let it live (I know I should've killed it, but it was like 2 inches no way bitch) so wish me luck. You know who killed me if I'm found dead tomorrow.