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OK SO I JUST TRIED TO SNEAK DOWNSTAIRS BC I WAS HUNGRY ANS I WAS LIKE 'OH, I DO THIS ALL THE TIME, YESTERDAY I STOLE A FUCKIN STEAK FROM THE FRIDGE WITHOUT WAKING ANYONE UP, ITS FINE, NO ONE WILL CATCH ME,' AND SO BASICALLY MY PARENT'S ROOM IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STAIRS AND MY DOG WAS LAYING IN FRONT OF THEIR (OPEN) DOOR, AND HE WAS AWAKE APPARANTLY SO WE JUST MADE EYE CONTACT FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS AND HE STARTED ANGRILY GROWLING AT ME AND JUMP UP AND STARTED BARKING AND HOWLING AND HE STARTED CHASING ME AND I HAD TO QUICKLY GET BACK INTO MY ROOM WITHOUT MY PARENTS KNOWING I WAS AWAKE, AND I MANAGED TO DO THAT BUT THEN MY DOG STARTED GROWLING AT MY DOOR AND SO MY PARENTS CAME IN AND I HAD TO QUICKLY HIDE WHAT I WAS READING BEFORE I GOT KILLED AND NOW I CANT GO GET FOOD BC MY DOG IS GUARDING THE STAIRS AND IM PISSED BC I JUST WANTED CHIPS