citrusorangeblock

harry potter is a collaboration between emma watson and daniel radcliffe. i dont know who this jk rowling person you guys are talking about

_soulloner_

siriusblackshamster

GIRRRLLL I JUST HAD A GANDER AT YOUR READING LIST AND THE AMOUNT OF DIVERGENT FANFICTION WAS A BIT ALARMING 

siriusblackshamster

AND IM THE QUEEN OF BRAZIL
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siriusblackshamster

SURE SURE I BELIEVE YOU
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citrusorangeblock

I PROMISE THAT WAS FROM A LONG LONG TIME AGO
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siriusblackshamster

CONTACT MY LIEGE SIRIUS BLACK FOR HAMSTER SERVICES ALL PROFITS GO TO BEYING YOGURT HAMSTER TREATS FOR ME AND SIRIUS TO EAT. YOUR CASH IS IN GOOD HANDS/PAWS

citrusorangeblock

SIRIUS BLACK IS HAVING AN AFFAIR W A HAMSTER?
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siriusblackshamster

I DO HAMSTER BELLY DANCING FOR A SMALL FEE

siriusblackshamster

sirius is the one who convinced me to start doing it!
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citrusorangeblock

does sirius know u do this 
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siriusblackshamster

oh hi didn’t see ya there

siriusblackshamster

we have sunk pretty low lmao
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citrusorangeblock

we sunk so low we’re talking on wattpad 
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citrusorangeblock

hamsters talk? are u an animagus?
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