🐺🐶"It's okay if you want to hang your head out the window."
        "I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever."

⚔"So, how do you kill a zombie? Oh wait you can't it's already dead."
        "No, Zombies don't exist."

🚫"In the future Clarissa, it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations."
"You invited him into bed?!"
"Ridiculous, isn't it? We would never have all fit."

🚾🚻"She looks like someone who's number should be on a bathroom door"
🙅"Jesus!"
     "Nope! Just me!"

 ⚔ "Mm-hmm. I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet.
      "Let me know when you figure that out."

💥"Wow, Apollo is hot." 
"He's the sun god,"
"That's not what I meant."

    🎨"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush"

🍷" God alert! It's the wine dude!" 


🐽"Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?"
"It only works on wild animals."
"So it would only affect Percy."

About me: 

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✔❤ Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Heroes Of Olympus. 
❤ Draco Malfoy, Reading, Writing, Music