Stan's my dad
Kyle's my mom
Kenny's my gay cousin
Cartman is my Guinea pig
Clyde's my Bitch
Craig's is the gay
Tweek's is the other gay
Token's my god mother
Damien's my religion
Pip is the cookie
I'm the trash can
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Stories by classic_stan
Fake Love
Stan falls in love with a prostitute and tries to make them stop sleeping with everyone in town
but do they...