Max

my dude

I have become the *stares* potato guardian

Bless you literally

So I was just sitting there, siracha on my titties, the pie was gettin co-

thanks for the follow yo ♡♡

Thanks for following :D

MY STEP MUM IS HAVING A KID AND MY MUM HATES MY STEP MUM AND SHE JUST FUÇKING SAID "MAKE HER THINK YOURE A PSYCHOPATH. SAY YOU WANT TO GIVE THE BABY A BATH AND IF SHE ASKS WHY, SAY 'I WANT TO SEE HOW LONG IT CAN STAY UNDERWATER.'" YES MUM YOU ARE GREAT BUT THE FUÇK????

I want to die :D

Ugh I have too many reading lists but if I delete them I can't control my shït (aye) and my library will be worse than it is now UGGKEJEJ

101 dalmantions thanks you guys XD