Location: NoNamestan

If you are reading this then you have come to the secret homepage of Clay. He is an avid reader and wishes to write a novel.  He is a veteran of the Eyeglass Wars where he earned the Library Card of Valor for his heroic deeds. He secretly works so his plan for world domination succeeds. He is also so addicted to his iPod that it makes Jack Reachers´ love for coffee look like a mediocre habit.
This is information above top secret and must not fall into enemy hands!

Hi my name is Clayton Little and ignore what is up above this, for both of our sakes. I am not really good at this introductory stuff, hopefully this is not a bad omen, so nobody jinx this!! Especially you there in the back! Yeah I see you back there. So don't get any ideas in your head, I'm watching you!