HEY YOU.

YEAH YOU.

I SEE YOU HAVE COME ACROSS MY PROFILE FOR SOME STRANGE REASON.

MAYBE YOU LOST A BET.

BUT WELCOME TO MY ACCOUNT.

Here at Clouds Are Nature Land we have:

•horrible books
•horrible puns
•horrible horribleness
•shameful self promotion (as seen below)

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT WHY DON'T YOU ALSO LOOK AT MY JOINT ACCOUNT @sarcasticsloths 

THANKS FOR PASSING BY. (moonwalks out)